The wait is finally over, they've done it!

[Robert]

The very thing you've been waiting for is finally here!

That's right... Walrus Audio makes pedals covered in leather.

 

[Harry Klippton]

Sold exclusively at the shitty brewery that just opened near you. Comes with a sample of beard oil

 

[DGWVI]

Pshhh... Doesn't hold a candle to the Foxx fuzzy flocked enclosures

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I want a yats that says "dad likes leather."

 

[Dan0h]

The stench coming off these in a few years is going to be something…

 

[sticky1138]

It's as if Walrus is goading me to hate them with their constant Portlandia shenanigans, but they get the last laugh because their pedals sound so good that I can't.

 

[peccary]

Sold exclusively at the shitty brewery that just opened near you. Comes with a sample of beard oil

I've had a big beard for a long time, and when the whole beard oil thing became a trend out here (maybe about 10 years ago?) I would have people approach me like every other week with a business card for their beard oil.

 

[ICTRock]

let me go ahead and step on this with the same shoes I was wearing while navigating the pissy bathroom at the dive bar ...

 

[Harry Klippton]

let me go ahead and step on this with the same shoes I was wearing while navigating the duck pen this morning and are covered in shit

 

[ICTRock]

I said the quiet part out loud didn't I? Don't worry, I think the same thing every time one of you shows up with a museum piece in the build reports.

 

[DGWVI]

I said the quiet part out loud didn't I? Don't worry, I think the same thing every time one of you shows up with a museum piece in the build reports.

This is one of the reasons why I stick to plain enclosures with simple labels

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I've had a big beard for a long time, and when the whole beard oil thing became a trend out here (maybe about 10 years ago?) I would have people approach me like every other week with a business card for their beard oil.

I haven't seen my chin more than once since the 90s. My beard hasn't seen any beard oil ever. Unless you count chicken/pork fat.

It's as if Walrus is goading me to hate them with their constant Portlandia shenanigans, but they get the last laugh because their pedals sound so good that I can't.

Goddammit Armisen! Nobody hates that show more than old Portlanders.

 

[Alan W]

Goddammit Armisen! Nobody hates that show more than old Portlanders.

As a long time Berkeley resident, I’ve always enjoyed Portlandia. For me, it’s like thinking about “what if Berkeley was just a bit more normal?”

 

[jeffwhitfield]

For the Judas Priest fans, right?

 

[Nostradoomus]

god I hope it’s vegan leather

 

[finebyfine]

god I hope it’s vegan leather

10,000 dead cows for walrus audio

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

10,000 dead cows for walrus audio

The secret is it’s walrus leather. Straight to the endangered list.

 

[Gordo]

You guys slay me. I needed this thread today.

 

[HamishR]

At least they're not gooping to hide things. C'mon guys, these are craftsmen pedals. Guys with lots of tattoos and beards made these! Y'know, craftsmen! Men of craft made these. So they're guaranteed to sound superior. Leather capacitors are known to sound beefier. Leather resistance is a mysteriously sexier version of the resistance we pedal nerds know of.

And leather diodes?? OOoooh baby!

 

[GizzWizzKing]

"dad likes leather."

Something that says... Leather Daddy?