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I'm kind of fascinated by the story of the Judean Date Palm.

The TL/DR version is that it was extremely popular back in biblical times, eventually went extinct, and was recently brought back to life by germinating 2000-ish years old seeds.

Sadly my dating life is still in extinct mode, but we live in hope, don't we?
 
A friend and I years ago stopped to help some girls with car trouble, my buddy fixed the car, the cute girl that owned it ask what she owed? He said you got to go on a date with him, pointing to me! We dated for two years broke up and never saw each other for 35 years, as fate would have it, we went on another date and have been together since!
I was waiting for what happened after your Second Mistake, Glad you found the right one!
 
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Wife and I debated the date for our wedding. She wanted early spring. I sold her on March 3rd because of some variety of reasons I can't recall. It was mostly so I couldnt forget it. (03.03.06)
I can definitely recommend this strategy, by some miracle I can remember my wife's birthday, but I'm fairly sure I only remember our wedding date due to using X.Y.(X+Y) type of a date.
 
I can definitely recommend this strategy, by some miracle I can remember my wife's birthday, but I'm fairly sure I only remember our wedding date due to using X.Y.(X+Y) type of a date.
You all are doing it wrong, you gotta marry someone who has the exact same day, month, year as you so you never forget her birthday.

It also makes visiting the family for the holidays easy since we have the same parents.
 
My wedding date is tattooed on my arm. My whore ex wife’s birthday is 4-20. I will never forget no matter how hard I try. My youngest daughter is 09-26 and my oldest son is 11-26, 18 years apart. My oldest daughter and I share the same birthday, 06-24, 18 years apart. My youngest sons birthday is the day after Valentines. I’ll always remember because I had tickets for Aerosmith in Knoxville on Valentine’s Day. No way I was driving out of town with a wife that was that close to giving birth.
 
Speaking of anniversaries, my wife and I were married (rather suddenly) on February 18. It wasn’t an elopement or anything; we had found out in December that she was pregonate. February used to be brutal for the budget, but we’ve agreed that Valentines is stupid and it’s easier to celebrate both at once after the seasonal price hikes dissipate.

The whole wedding cost $250 and took place in the youth sanctuary at my parents’ church: $100 to the pastor, $150 for a dippy little arch thing we rented to spruce up the stage a bit. That was 11.5 years ago.
 
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