CONTEST Your Personal Shopper

CONTEST

fig

Village Idiot
Good News Everyone!


Have you ever needed to make a parts order but wished you had a personal assistant for such menial tasks?


Now is your chance!

Fig Labs is happy to be your personal shopper on your next ~$150 order. Here’s how it works;

1. Win the Fig Daze contest
2. Pick a vendor - any vendor, anywhere online [ music gear or pedal-related naturally ]
3. Make a list, check it twice. Hey, if you go over a few bob, no worries. Getting component-X on that order is crucial!
4. Send Fig the list [screenshot a cart, pencil & paper, spreadsheet, pictograph, whatever…as long as a village idiot can shop from it]
5. Watch the mailbox!
6. Go build something!

But Fig, I live in ____________, doesn’t that disqualify me?

Only if you picked a vendor that doesn’t deliver to you silly.

Okay great, but how do I win the contest?
Good question! I can tell right-away you’ll do just fine!

I’m new here, can I play too?
I‘m hoping you will!

If I‘ve won in the past, can I play again?
You feelin’ lucky? Of course you can!

This insignificant blue ball on which we feed usually makes 365 trips around another shiner ball, in the corner of some tiny little galaxy named after a candy-bar, in an otherwise vast minestrone-type universe. Can you tell I’ve been looking at the Webb-o-scope images ?

Each of those journeys are given an unique designation….blah blah blah…get to the point Fig!

Guess what day of the year I’m thinking of and you win.​

Your guess may be in the form of an integer (1-365) or a calendar date.

Here’s a date! This contest ends Jul 16 @ 11:59pm ET. The first correct or closest guess will be announced as the winner of Fig Daze.



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A year ago from the first Tuesday of next month, at 9:42 AM (I’m joking, but if august 2nd/Dimosaur Day/National Coloring Book Day/National Ice Cream Sandwich Day/Steve Hillage’s 70th birthday was the correct answer, I’ll be shocked)
 
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Can I have two? November 26 and December 21..

Plot twist.. Fig is routing the package across 7 high-tax destinations.. :D
 
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13 June. My birthday, also (this year) the Queen's Birthday public holiday in Australia (other bits of the Commonwealth have different days).
 
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