Fulltone Closing

Hahahahahagahaha f*** Mike. I’ll never forget how he cursed me out nearly a decade ago because I asked to be taken off the mailing list after I had “unsubscribed” but kept getting emails from him. Said his unsubscribe button worked fine and I must be stupid, then something like he wouldn’t even let me buy a fulltone pedal if I tried because he couldn’t trust me to not be an idiot and break it.
All because I said “hey! Could you please take me off the mailing list. The unsubscribe button at the bottom of your emails hasn’t been working. I use this email for school stuff only now, and I’m already subscribed with my personal email, so I dont need two of the same email each time.”

After telling me to F myself and berating my intelligence (even though the button didn’t work— it would tell you you’ve been unsubscribed, but you’d still get emails), he took *both* of my email addresses off the mailing list.

When he turned out to be a greasy racist slime. I was absolutely unsurprised. The writing has been on the wall for Mike, and he wrote it himself.
 
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This is the part that gets me:
"DO NOT GO ON SITE. Employees not aware of sale. Please do not speak to anyone."


Hey that's not fair he loves those guys. His employees are like family.

The traditional Fuller greeting when he goes to see his mom. Aw bless

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