Joben Magooch
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Okay, two little silly stories.
1.) My friends and I went through a little phase way back in high school where we were really in to local urban legends, haunted houses, stuff like that. We heard there was this house out in the sticks that was supposed to be haunted (naturally, there were a variety of reasons given. Someone was murdered there, suicide, tragic death, the usual) and apparently the TV would come on randomly, lights would flash, just weird stuff like that.
So we went and checked it out. We had a BIG group with us at the time, probably 20 people honestly. We quickly realized it was basically just that someone had rigged it up with some motion sensors and stuff of that nature so that it was automated to turn on the TV, lights come on, etc. There was also a big breaker panel around the side of the house so we just flipped the breaker and it killed the power and we looked around the place; totally normal house with nothing unusual about it. Packed up and left, kind of disappointing.
Well a couple of weeks go by and for whatever reason one of us remembered that we never flipped the breaker back on. Being good little citizens or something we decided to go back and flip the power back on for the owners. I guess we were worried the pipes would freeze or other people would show up and do drugs in the old house or something, I don't exactly remember our thought process at the time.
So about a half-dozen of us go back to turn the power back on. We flip it back on and everything's back to normal and right as we're leaving four sheriff's vehicles pull up and block the drive. A couple of my buddies try and run, but it's literally just a house in the woods in the middle of nowhere, there's nowhere to run to and our car is blocked in by the cops. I was a porky ol thing in high school, weighed well over 300lbs at the time and figured "There's no point in running, i'll get caught so easily," lol. Eventually the guys who ran end up coming back and we all get sat down by the cops.
They proceed to basically tell us that the owner is a pissed off old dude who's sick of people coming to his property and that they (the police) think it's stupid and petty but he's making a huge stink out of it and they basically have to arrest us. Eventually we get let go with a future court date. The six of us (we're juniors in high school at the time) end up having to hire a lawyer, I guess. This guy sits us all down and literally says "I'm not going to be able to get you a better deal but I can make sure you don't get a WORSE one" and we're all just like...wtf.
Well in the end we each had to pay a big fine and lawyer costs, do a bunch of community service, and had to check in regularly with a probation officer for a year (lol). Her name was Donna, nice lady. Oh, and couldn't go within 1000ft of the house either, ha. IT was all a pretty big pain in the rear but ultimately good for a laugh when looking back on it.
2.) On a related note in that same time period when we were always trying to find spooky stuff we decided to go for a midnight walk in the oldest cemetery in town. It's real old and full of creepy statues and mausoleums and a bunch of people who died in the civil war. Lots of trees and hills and just generally pretty spooky and hard to see at night. We're walking along the path when all of us (again about a half dozen) without saying anything to each other all stop dead in our tracks at the same time. Nobody says a word and all just turn around and run away. Each of us saw the same thing - some dude in a cloak/hood standing behind/beside the mausoleum at the end of the path. Pretty weird. But we decide to go back a few nights later and are walking through again and hear a weird noise just off of the path. I don't know what it was but I turned and shined my flashlight in that direction and it hits right on a tombstone with the name "Sonnenschein" on it, which is the German word for "Sunshine."
It just so happens that all throughout high school my nickname that everyone called me was...of course...Sunshine. OooOOOOooOOooOOoo
1.) My friends and I went through a little phase way back in high school where we were really in to local urban legends, haunted houses, stuff like that. We heard there was this house out in the sticks that was supposed to be haunted (naturally, there were a variety of reasons given. Someone was murdered there, suicide, tragic death, the usual) and apparently the TV would come on randomly, lights would flash, just weird stuff like that.
So we went and checked it out. We had a BIG group with us at the time, probably 20 people honestly. We quickly realized it was basically just that someone had rigged it up with some motion sensors and stuff of that nature so that it was automated to turn on the TV, lights come on, etc. There was also a big breaker panel around the side of the house so we just flipped the breaker and it killed the power and we looked around the place; totally normal house with nothing unusual about it. Packed up and left, kind of disappointing.
Well a couple of weeks go by and for whatever reason one of us remembered that we never flipped the breaker back on. Being good little citizens or something we decided to go back and flip the power back on for the owners. I guess we were worried the pipes would freeze or other people would show up and do drugs in the old house or something, I don't exactly remember our thought process at the time.
So about a half-dozen of us go back to turn the power back on. We flip it back on and everything's back to normal and right as we're leaving four sheriff's vehicles pull up and block the drive. A couple of my buddies try and run, but it's literally just a house in the woods in the middle of nowhere, there's nowhere to run to and our car is blocked in by the cops. I was a porky ol thing in high school, weighed well over 300lbs at the time and figured "There's no point in running, i'll get caught so easily," lol. Eventually the guys who ran end up coming back and we all get sat down by the cops.
They proceed to basically tell us that the owner is a pissed off old dude who's sick of people coming to his property and that they (the police) think it's stupid and petty but he's making a huge stink out of it and they basically have to arrest us. Eventually we get let go with a future court date. The six of us (we're juniors in high school at the time) end up having to hire a lawyer, I guess. This guy sits us all down and literally says "I'm not going to be able to get you a better deal but I can make sure you don't get a WORSE one" and we're all just like...wtf.
Well in the end we each had to pay a big fine and lawyer costs, do a bunch of community service, and had to check in regularly with a probation officer for a year (lol). Her name was Donna, nice lady. Oh, and couldn't go within 1000ft of the house either, ha. IT was all a pretty big pain in the rear but ultimately good for a laugh when looking back on it.
2.) On a related note in that same time period when we were always trying to find spooky stuff we decided to go for a midnight walk in the oldest cemetery in town. It's real old and full of creepy statues and mausoleums and a bunch of people who died in the civil war. Lots of trees and hills and just generally pretty spooky and hard to see at night. We're walking along the path when all of us (again about a half dozen) without saying anything to each other all stop dead in our tracks at the same time. Nobody says a word and all just turn around and run away. Each of us saw the same thing - some dude in a cloak/hood standing behind/beside the mausoleum at the end of the path. Pretty weird. But we decide to go back a few nights later and are walking through again and hear a weird noise just off of the path. I don't know what it was but I turned and shined my flashlight in that direction and it hits right on a tombstone with the name "Sonnenschein" on it, which is the German word for "Sunshine."
It just so happens that all throughout high school my nickname that everyone called me was...of course...Sunshine. OooOOOOooOOooOOoo