I had a good laugh today

[tegendemuur]

Quit complaining that Tayda shipping went up you guys, just go pick up your orders!

"Immediately after, I traveled to China & Japan to coordinate the next production stages. There, I delivered essential components and met with one of our partner companies collaborating with our manufacturers in Spain and across Asia. The priority was to ensure that the PCB files are being executed as efficiently as possible, using advanced Japanese manufacturing technology and maintaining the highest engineering standards."



"All of our PCBs are being manufactured under Yamaha machines, guaranteeing precision, repeatability, and industrial-grade consistency. Each PCB file is being thoroughly inspected by top engineers and technical agents before moving into full production."

https://www.patreon.com/AryanKing/posts/production-has-150821532

 

[Robert]

"We are literally hand-painting your pedals one by one."

Unlike those other guys who hand-paint hundreds of pedals at the time.

 

[Robert]

"During this visit, I also met with Martin, who is in charge of the screen printing of the pedals."

 

[Boba7]

Also in the blog section they talk about writing DSP code… was it not supposed to be all analog?
At this point it is made of imaginary rare Scottish parts, non existant transformer and out of phase circuitry, invisible custom op amp and imaginary DSP algorithms?

It’s amazing how EVERYTHING is messed up. I love it

Chasing Greeny: The Burstphonic Journey with Jack Moore – Octaking Labs

octakinglabs.com

« Alex took the raw data from those live and studio tracks and began writing entirely custom DSP algorithms from the ground up. He meticulously coded the micro-cancellations in the midrange, the precise impedance curves, and the magnetic drag of those flipped-magnet PAFs. It was a painstaking process of feeding the exact frequencies into Alex’s custom architecture until the math finally matched the magic »

 

[Fama]

"We are literally hand-painting your pedals one by one."

Unlike those other guys who hand-paint hundreds of pedals at the time.

Stencils and a very wide paint roller.

 

[Feral Feline]

...

I feel like the replies were a knee jerk reaction before reading the entire context of the thread and realizing that we have one....

YEAH MAN!

Those lousy knee-jerks...

 

[Robert]

I will say, Martin is a damn good screen printer.

 

[wintercept]

If I was tryna scam guitar players, I wouldn’t have gone through this much effort…

 

[giovanni]

I will say, Martin is a damn good screen printer.

I prefer Jacob tbh.

 

[ThomasAvenue]

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"Immediately after, I traveled to China & Japan to coordinate the next production stages. There, I delivered essential components and met with one of our partner companies collaborating with our manufacturers in Spain and across Asia. The priority was to ensure that the PCB files are being executed as efficiently as possible, using advanced Japanese manufacturing technology and maintaining the highest engineering standards."

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"All of our PCBs are being manufactured under Yamaha machines, guaranteeing precision, repeatability, and industrial-grade consistency. Each PCB file is being thoroughly inspected by top engineers and technical agents before moving into full production."

https://www.patreon.com/AryanKing/posts/production-has-150821532

If I hadn't read this with my own eyes on his own Patreon I would've sworn on a stack of bibles you were taking the piss...this makes Vertex seem like kid stuff. Now that's funny.