COMPLETE Umbrella Company Mayonaise

[jwyles90]

Just found out about this one. It looks like the company is from Japan, and I've been having a hard time finding a website or anything other than the post I linked. I'm a sucker for any kind of modded muff, and this one seems like it's got some interesting mods to it. I'd be curious to see what the "1979" switch sounds like, as well as what the internal switch consists of and how feasible it is for DIY. Apparently, it makes it sound like a Black Russian instead?

Also, here's an AI-generated image of Billy Corgan with some mayo. Just in case this post needs more razzle-dazzle.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Mayo and fries is one of life’s great pleasures

The real trick is this: 2 parts mayo, 2 parts yellow mustard, 1 park ketchup, 1 part spicy brown mustard, and add chili powder to taste

 

[finebyfine]

I don’t remember the last time I was as excited to build something as much as this. How did they solve *everything* I don’t like about muffs??!

 

[music6000]

OK.... I want one... like.. I actually want one.

Something like this, with White washer:

 

[Robert]

I don’t remember the last time I was as excited to build something as much as this. How did they solve *everything* I don’t like about muffs??!

I have to go over this thing one more time to be sure because they do something I can't say I've ever seen before in a Muff.

 

[GizzWizzKing]

Muffonaise

 

[DGWVI]

The real trick is this: 2 parts mayo, 2 parts yellow mustard, 1 park ketchup, 1 part spicy brown mustard, and add chili powder to taste

I've done a very similar thing, but I used Dijon in lieu of yellow. Sometimes I'll throw some capers in the mix, too. It's almost too much flavor, but I love it

 

[Erik S]

Salmonella?

 

[giovanni]

Muffonaise

I vote for this!

 

[Feral Feline]

Mentaltossflycoon beat me to it.

So I'll change it a bit to

"Meeracool Hwip"...

"You're eating HAIR!"

In his youth, Uncle Festus was in a rock band, suitably named something akin to destroying Jack-O-Lanterns on All Hallow's Eve. He went by the stage name William Corrigan, later shortening the moniker...

CORGANAISE — no, scratch that, the PCB would never sell.



Call it "ZACH"

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[manfesto]

That a relay in the middle? What’s it for?

 

[GizzWizzKing]

I vote for this!

Personally... I vote for

Miracle whip fuzz

I would step on that in a heartbeat.

 

[Robert]

That a relay in the middle? What’s it for?

The relay is activated by the Sovtek (URA) jumper. (I have no idea what URA means?)

We're probably going to just have a toggle switch rather than a jumper since it doesn't belong tucked away inside.

 

[jwin615]

The relay is activated by the Sovtek (URA) jumper. (I have no idea what URA means?)

We're probably going to just have a toggle switch rather than a jumper since it doesn't belong tucked away inside.

It means some form of "back, behind, other side" in Japanese

 

[Robert]

Ahh, that makes sense. It adds some serious low end so maybe "bottom" was the intended translation.

 

[Fama]

The relay is activated by the Sovtek (URA) jumper. (I have no idea what URA means?)

We're probably going to just have a toggle switch rather than a jumper since it doesn't belong tucked away inside.

I think it might just be for the Japanese word, but "Ura" is/was also the battle cry of the Soviet army https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oorah#Other_uses

 

[Robert]

The plot thickens.

This is worse than sanding part numbers off ICs.

 

[Robert]

Yes? No?

Part of me wants to move the "Doping" switch to the center since it directly affects the tone control, but I think this arrangement will make trace routing more efficient.

 

[jwyles90]

Yes? No?

Part of me wants to move the "Doping" switch to the center since it directly affects the tone control, but I think this arrangement will make trace routing more efficient.

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I’m into it, and very excited!

 

[Nic]

Yes, switches as the original with URA in the middle