COMPLETE Umbrella Company Mayonaise

jwyles90

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Just found out about this one. It looks like the company is from Japan, and I've been having a hard time finding a website or anything other than the post I linked. I'm a sucker for any kind of modded muff, and this one seems like it's got some interesting mods to it. I'd be curious to see what the "1979" switch sounds like, as well as what the internal switch consists of and how feasible it is for DIY. Apparently, it makes it sound like a Black Russian instead?

Also, here's an AI-generated image of Billy Corgan with some mayo. Just in case this post needs more razzle-dazzle.
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So does the 6 knob layout work fine if you don't mind that the toggle switches have slightly too large holes?
Yes - I've done this. I have found that these washers from LMS handily compensate for the oversize hole, and look nice. (You can probably just use a normal not fancy washer too. Or even the tab washer that comes with the switches, though I do not like the look of those on the outside and thus avoid them.)

Also I'm super looking forward to this as well 👀
 
I couldn't wait anymore.


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It was on sale at the local Lucky Grocer.

There was both Japanese Kewpie and Kewpie for the N'American market, labels in Japanese and the other in English respectively.

The Nipponaise was $10, the 'Merknmrkt $8, in 450g and 517ml bottles respectively (same size bottle, not sure why one is sold by weight and the other by volume).
Both were on sale for the same price, so I got the Japanese Kewpie.

NOTABLY, the Japanaise Kewpie is made with PALM OIL, while the Nort-a-merkin Kewpie is blanded from canola and sunflower oil.


After getting its wrapper off, I was disappointed by the bland appearing bottle, but it's still a Kewpie bottle, not something generic, because you can just see the tell-tale outline of the Kewpie mass-caught when the light strikes just rightly so.

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Unfortunately, there was no fuzz inside. I may have to wait, still. I once had some Hellmann's that went fuzzy when the fridge went on the fritz, but I forget how long that took.

So, place your bets! Which fuzz will arrive first, the Kewpie Mayo or the Kewpie PCB?
 
The Kewpie Mayonnaise is still good, hasn't gone green yet, I'll likely finish it before it gets a chance to do so.

So... the PPCB Kewpie Fuzz arrived first, it's been in the shop for some time actually — I've just been waiting on getting it during a sale.


Now's the time...
 
The Kewpie Mayonnaise is still good, hasn't gone green yet, I'll likely finish it before it gets a chance to do so.

So... the PPCB Kewpie Fuzz arrived first, it's been in the shop for some time actually — I've just been waiting on getting it during a sale.


Now's the time...
Same here!
 
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