Reminds me of the time I was walking out of work for my lunch break and heard someone in the parking lot yell "I stepped in shit! That's human shit!" ...
I got a good chuckle out of that. Not just the act of stepping, but identifying the species.
It was hilarious, I didn't think I'd ever forget.
...
Only I did forget. In fact, an hour later when I returned to work I had already forgotten....
And then I felt a squish.