What's on the workbench?

Reminds me of the time I was walking out of work for my lunch break and heard someone in the parking lot yell "I stepped in shit! That's human shit!" ...

I got a good chuckle out of that. Not just the act of stepping, but identifying the species.

It was hilarious, I didn't think I'd ever forget.

...

Only I did forget. In fact, an hour later when I returned to work I had already forgotten....

And then I felt a squish.
 
Reminds me of the time I was walking out of work for my lunch break and heard someone in the parking lot yell "I stepped in shit! That's human shit!" ...

I got a good chuckle out of that. Not just the act of stepping, but identifying the species.

It was hilarious, I didn't think I'd ever forget.

...

Only I did forget. In fact, an hour later when I returned to work I had already forgotten....

And then I felt a squish.
When I was like 12 years old, I slipped on and fell into some cat vomit right after a shower. I was so grossed out that I immediately took another shower before cleaning the carpet. Once clean and dressed, I forgot all about the carpet mess so I slipped and fell in the vomit a second time. Aaand back to the shower....
 
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