Does anyone here know how to make lots of money quick?

[jcpst]

• Take out loans for lots of money
• fake your death and change your identity

 

[HamishR]

If I knew the answer do you think I'd be sitting here typing about building guitar FX pedals?

 

[JTEX]

But you could be filthy rich and just build pedals for fun. Riiight?

 

[jwin615]

Apologies in advance for all the poo and noise.

Working title for the next EP

 

[Nostradoomus]

Working title for the next EP

is it a GG Allin tribute or

 

[JTEX]

It's fittingly polite, coming from Canada geese.

 

[Nostradoomus]

if you translate honks to "sorry" it makes sense

 

[JTEX]

Honk if you're sorry

 

[Aentons]

I'm tired of waiting around to be wealthy, and this whole "work" thing is getting old.
Buy a ski mask and put it to good use, maybe? Find a way to turn lead into gold?

From what I can tell all you have to do is be a dickhead and lie alot. Oh and fuck people over for fun.

 

[JTEX]

But you can only rely get away with it if you're already rich

 

[Nostradoomus]

if your parents are rich*

 

[JTEX]

if your parents are rich*

You must be younger. I'm at a point where I can't rely on my parents anymore, they're gone. Sucks being alone and in charge. Don't grow up. It's a trap!!

 

[cdwillis]

 

[Nostradoomus]

You must be younger. I'm at a point where I can't rely on my parents anymore, they're gone. Sucks being alone and in charge. Don't grow up. It's a trap!!

It was more of a jab at generational wealth being how billionaires got to where they are than our actual situations but yes I am younger lol

 

[JTEX]

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This should be a pedal!

 

[Stickman393]

Two ideas:

A) Sell fake dick pills. Set up the operation with the money you get from your parents.

If you don't have rich parents:

B) Find a rich guy. Kill him. Weekend at Bernie's until you have all of his affairs in order and have updated his will to give you all his money. Then, go back to A.

 

[Nostradoomus]

Not just dick pills, you can't be that specific! You need to generalize it to overall generic health to get more grifty (because you need to grift women too.)

 

[Stickman393]

Nah dude, Freud was right. Women's buy em too. They want em.

 

[jessenator]

A) Sell fake dick pills. Set up the operation with the money you get from your parents.

can't compete with gas station prices ...erm, or so I'm told.

 

[Nostradoomus]

can't compete with gas station prices ...erm, or so I'm told.