I had a good laugh today

[Betty Wont]

And there it is. See? I told you so.

Don't fire the social media marketer just yet, it sold one.

So did you get the regular 1/500 model at 30% off, the regular 1/500 model at 20% off, or the 1/100 model with the PAF that doesn't seem to be available. (and are those 100 part of the 500 "exclusive"? Or a used one even though we are in preorder phase?

 

[Betty Wont]

A set back at a jam session that led to a difficult period in his life? Did the bass player vibe him so hard he broke his wrist and had to re learn how to play? I didn't think it was possible to lose even more respect for this guy

Now he's jesus. one incident as a teenager, then jump forward to age thirty and about to save the world with his sacrifice.

 

[Robert]

A set back at a jam session that led to a difficult period in his life?

The classic "No power supply for my buffer, only a bunch of positive tip 18VAC power supplies laying around" story... it's destroyed many a musicians career.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

At fifteen, Aryan experienced a setback during a jam session, leading to a difficult period in his life. Despite these struggles, he persevered…

it must have been an unspeakably harrowing jam session setback if the LLM couldn’t even tell us what the setback was.

 

[Robert]

it must have been an unspeakably harrowing jam session setback if the LLM couldn’t even tell us what the setback was.

Ring mods were involved.

 

[Aentons]

Ok... and his last name is King

Well, he says his last name is Kian which translates to King, so I'm both correct and an asshole.

Aryan King Talks About His Craft, Scene Of Style, And Much More - Muzique Magazine

Aryan King is a singer, songwriter, music producer, and a professional guitarist with an exquisite taste for hard rock and blues. Having performed in his

muziquemagazine.com

 

[tegendemuur]

Well, he says his last name is Kian which translates to King, so I'm both correct and an asshole.

Aryan King Talks About His Craft, Scene Of Style, And Much More - Muzique Magazine

Aryan King is a singer, songwriter, music producer, and a professional guitarist with an exquisite taste for hard rock and blues. Having performed in his

muziquemagazine.com

Scroll a bit. It's, headscratching... Is this a fake outlet for fake people run by fake people?

Muzique Magazine

Muzique Magazine is a Miami based media and news platform that covers all music genres, independent artists, fashion, culture entertainment industry, and more.

muziquemagazine.com

The editorial team:

Alfred Munoz​

Alfred Munoz, is an American Army Veteran, Entrepreneur, and Real Estate Advisor with over 20 years of experience in the Music Industry, Leadership, Management, and Branding.

DJ Iceman​

Robert Anderson aka DJ Iceman is a Brooklyn born Dj and producer. He started his DJ career in 1982 when he got his uncle’s old DJ equipment for the next 30+ years. He has DJed for many artists such as KRS One, Heavy D, and a host of others. he started producing in 2017 and is a member of 5 Wu-Tang affiliated groups. he is an active writer and blogger and has been so since 2010.

 

[jimilee]

• Patented Analog Design
  A completely original circuit that cannot be replicated or reverse-engineered using conventional designs.

Haven’t seen this circuit, but if it statement is too good or bold to be true…well, you know…

• Transformer-Based Guitar Profiling
  A dedicated transformer dynamically switches between STRAT and LP modes, adapting the pedal’s internal behavior to single-coil or humbucker guitars with absolute authenticity.

Orman's PU sim ’roids with phase flip?

• Hidden Internal Controls
  Precision-tuned internal parameters, including a MID / 1.2 kHz shaping circuit, allow exact harmonic voicing consistent with vintage PAF resonance.

Metal films, modern smd yeah sure it’s precise, but it’s just a mids pot.

• Out-of-Phase Engine (Never Done Before)
  A true analog Out-of-Phase circuit inside a pedal. The input signal is split, phase-shifted, and recombined into a mono output—delivering the unmistakable “Greeny / Gary Moore” tone without modifying your guitar or wiring.

Op amp buffer to parallel processing with transformer, gain, eq and mixed before output?

• Microphonic PAF Emulation
  Faithfully recreates the airy, vocal, unwaxed PAF response—dynamic, touch-sensitive, and alive.

I’ve made microphonic circuits too with bad soldering and components. Nothing to brag about…

• Universal Compatibility
  Designed to work with anyguitar:
  • Single-coils, P90s, dogears, Strat-style pickups
  • Humbuckers of any type, from budget pickups to genuine Burst PAFs
  • Can even be used with real PAFs to enhance harmonic highs and tonal color

Yo dawg i herd u like pafs so we built a paf emulation after your pafs.

Isn’t universumal compatibility bad thing for pedal biz, ’cos then theres no room for Yet Another *insert pedal type here*.

BUT how this works with different amp setups? Does it Paf Up different types of amps? Will it Paf Up MicroCube? Does it help putting this after microphone to sing vetter vocals like in Paffing up way? Is this one circuit to Paf ’em all?

Edit. Oh and the patent thing. A turd thrower is patentable, but does it have any other use than making a shit storm?

It’s like a Trump tube screamer.

 

[jessenator]

Well, he says his last name is Kian which translates to King, so I'm both correct and an asshole.

Aryan King Talks About His Craft, Scene Of Style, And Much More - Muzique Magazine

Aryan King is a singer, songwriter, music producer, and a professional guitarist with an exquisite taste for hard rock and blues. Having performed in his

muziquemagazine.com

Nah, just human

 

[falco_femoralis]

Scroll a bit. It's, headscratching... Is this a fake outlet for fake people run by fake people?

Muzique Magazine

Muzique Magazine is a Miami based media and news platform that covers all music genres, independent artists, fashion, culture entertainment industry, and more.

muziquemagazine.com

The editorial team:

Alfred Munoz​

Alfred Munoz, is an American Army Veteran, Entrepreneur, and Real Estate Advisor with over 20 years of experience in the Music Industry, Leadership, Management, and Branding.

DJ Iceman​

Robert Anderson aka DJ Iceman is a Brooklyn born Dj and producer. He started his DJ career in 1982 when he got his uncle’s old DJ equipment for the next 30+ years. He has DJed for many artists such as KRS One, Heavy D, and a host of others. he started producing in 2017 and is a member of 5 Wu-Tang affiliated groups. he is an active writer and blogger and has been so since 2010.

fake it til you make it

 

[Guardians of the analog]

how funny would it be if @Robert opens it up to find a pedalpcb little green scream machine pcb inside

 

[tegendemuur]

What suggestions do you have for other artist like yourself?
Practice, Practice, Practice and write your own material

 

[jwin615]

JNK4560 and zero cap caps

 

[jwyles90]

It's a lot, isn't it? I feel like he started out relatively sane (see Instagram, Youtube) and then got his hands on generative AI, removing any human resemblance from him.

You'll notice too that in the "About Us" section of their website that "everything changed" when they met "the Right Engineer". This nebulous, omnipotent third member of their team is never named or given any other identifying info. Just that he's "the right engineer" who understands "both music and precision engineering"

Methinks they had a conversation with ChatGPT that went on a little too long...

 

[JohnnyCreepy]

 

[Robert]

Why is squirrel harasher on the list twice?

 

[jwin615]

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You forgot "hosts bicycle content on his non-biped related forum"

 

[jwin615]

Why is squirrel harasher on the list twice?

Bigger question
Why is Chad's ass on the front?

 

[giovanni]

Bigger question
Why is Chad's ass on the front?

I thought so too but maybe that’s his package?

 

[JohnnyCreepy]

Why is squirrel harasher on the list twice?

Just to make sure. Unintetionally intentional point to state.