Happy Halloween

Quotes from my 3 year old while trick or treating tonight.

“Do you have a dog”

Yes

Whats their name

I think it was romeo

Can i pet him

We all wait while dude gets his dog so my kid can pet him

This scenario happened several times, results varied


House only gives dylan one candy


“Only one?”

This was awkward lol



Couple sitting in front of their garage with one of those portable firepits

“Dad thats a nice we should join”



Guy opens door

“Why dont you have any pumpkins”


There were numerous questions to home owners about things on their porch when the door was opened.

Full on temper tantrum meltdown, and i mean full on. Why. Because his brother knocked on the door before him. This ine pretty much ended the night for him.
 
Bought two monster-big bags of chocolate, one dark and one milk.

Very few kids showed up this year, so few that now there's a year's supply of chocolate.

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Left the bowl of candy outside since we have a yappy dog.

Heard a bunch of noise coming from out front, look at the doorbell camera, 4 adults with a 4-5 year old, the adults were emptying the bowl laughing loudly.

Rush to the front door, open it and say "Hello There" in my best Obi Won voice.

Never seen adults with such panic on their faces.

Looked back at the cam, all the kids solo were responsible and a significant majority took one.
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Left the bowl of candy outside since we have a yappy dog.

Heard a bunch of noise coming from out front, look at the doorbell camera, 4 adults with a 4-5 year old, the adults were emptying the bowl laughing loudly.

Rush to the front door, open it and say "Hello There" in my best Obi Won voice.

Never seen adults with such panic on their faces.

Looked back at the cam, all the kids solo were responsible and a significant majority took one.
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It’s always the parents!!!
 
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