Does anyone here know how to make lots of money quick?

[RhPf Electronics]

Bookmarked. Following this topic with interest.

 

[Feral Feline]

Wait we're both Canadian, I'll send you a messenger goose.

Apologies in advance for all the poo and noise.

What is the air speed velocity of a Canadian messenger goose?

Eastern Canadian or Western Canadian?

same

messenger goose sent

It's fittingly polite, coming from Canada geese.

if you translate honks to "sorry" it makes sense

Honk if you're sorry

Thanks, I needed that.

Just got in trouble with my wife who's trying to sleep, but it was worth it for every outburst of laughter.

 

[Fama]

I would imagine messenger gooses are good for privacy because they sure as heck aren't spilling any secrets to strangers.

...probably won't tell secrets to the recipient either, but hey, at least it's secure.

 

[lowpitch]

Thanks, I needed that.

Just got in trouble with my wife who's trying to sleep, but it was worth it for every outburst of laughter.



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Funny goose made a doo doo. Hehe.

 

[finebyfine]

drug dealing

 

[jcpst]

drug dealing

I recommend meth. Easy to make and super addictive.

 

[finebyfine]

I recommend meth. Easy to make and super addictive.

Considering the price I pay and how easy I’ve heard they are to grow I suggest psilocybin mushrooms lol

 

[PunchySunshine]

drug dealing

Certainly NOT pot! I was a pot dealer for a couple decades until they legalized it and took the fun right out of it.
It's very similar to making pedals. Sure you can sell enough to break even or maybe even make a pedal for yourself for free, but BIG profit...nope.

 

[JTEX]

You want to make Canadians tear themselves apart? Make a bumper sticker saying "Honk if you're sorry". Oh, the head-exploding clash between being sorry, itching to honk, but that wouldn't be very polite now, would it? What to dooo, what to d

 

[Feral Feline]

The real reason why robbing banks isn't bigger in Canada...

The Getaways suck!

 

[PapaBear]

Eastern Canadian or Western Canadian?

We got those damn things here that don't migrate, if they don't migrate why do they still call them Canadian?

 

[Feral Feline]

We got those damn things here that don't migrate, if they don't migrate why do they still call them Canadian?

They do migrate. Migrating Canadians are called "Snowbirds".


Non-migrants you're referring to are Cackling Geese.

 

[CheapSuitG]

I hear street walking is lucrative.

 

[vigilante398]

So... has anyone figured it out yet? We need to sticky the post with the answer when we find it.

I don't hate my day job, it's pretty cushy as far as day jobs go, but I hate that I need a day job so my family doesn't die. I've been trying to talk my wife into finishing her degree so she can get a full-time job and I can stay home and make pedals all day, but she said no.

 

[Aentons]

The Bop House Is an OnlyFans Paradise That Pulls Millions Per Month

The Bop House, a modern-day, TikTokified Playboy Mansion full of OnlyFans models, not only exists but is apparently extremely successful.

www.vice.com

 

[jcpst]

Hey wait, don’t a bunch of you play instruments? We could be rock stars! It’s easy to accomplish, and all famous musicians make tons of money! Nothing could go wrong with this.

 

[vigilante398]

Hey wait, don’t a bunch of you play instruments? We could be rock stars! It’s easy to accomplish, and all famous musicians make tons of money! Nothing could go wrong with this.

That was my plan since I was 10. I finally had a shot when a local band got signed and the label told them to get a better drummer. They said I was good enough, but I "didn't have the right look." So apparently I'm too ugly to be a rockstar, which I believe disqualifies me from onlyfans as well. Oh well.

 

[Nostradoomus]

So apparently I'm too ugly to be a rockstar, which I believe disqualifies me from onlyfans as well. Oh well.

You’d be surprised.

 

[Feral Feline]

Hey wait, don’t a bunch of you play instruments? We could be rock stars! It’s easy to accomplish, and all famous musicians make tons of money! Nothing could go wrong with this.

I don’t want to maybe get a blister on my little finger!

 

[jcpst]

So apparently I'm too ugly to be a rockstar, which I believe disqualifies me from onlyfans as well. Oh well.

How do your feet look? I had a friend that made decent money with feet photos and videos.