The Fart Pedal

[jessemhopkins]

Because at the end of the day, we’re all still 10.

 

[Robert]

What about signature artist editions of the Fart Pedal? Like, the Joe Bonamassa Fart Pedal... loaded with actual farts from Joe Bonamassa.

 

[benny_profane]

Seeing as that Korg Miku pedal sells for stupid prices, there is indeed a demand for useless envelope-triggered soundbank boxes.

 

[Robert]

I just want mine to trigger samples of someone who actually knows how to play guitar....

 

[vigilante398]

I just want mine to trigger samples of someone who actually knows how to play guitar....

I had a friend a while ago ask me to build a button into his guitar that makes it say "IT'S MORPHIN TIME" and now I kind of want mine to play random power rangers sound effects.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

I just want mine to trigger samples of someone who actually knows how to play guitar....

In my senior year economics class we had to create a mock business for like a “shark tank” elevator pitch thing, and my teacher didn’t let me do a regular guitar pedal business because she didn’t get what it was, so I did exactly that as my fake business— a pedal that triggers samples of your favorite guitarists so you can pretend to be a competent guitarist

 

[grabo99]

After months of negotiations, I have entered a joint promotion with PedalPCB to offer recordings and samples, $3 a fart

 

[Robert]

When we say it was a grueling several months of research and development we mean it.

 

[Deperduci]

Can smell the... money!

 

[vigilante398]

Finally remembered to get gutshots of my fart pedal. Got a close up of the Adafruit module as well, it's just mounted on headers.

 

[Robert]

Ahhww man, now I'm disappointed that we already have a project called the Wilhelm Scream....

It's not too late to change it!

 

[Deperduci]

why do I see a bunch of you using such a pedal to recreate THAT section of Rocket Queen....

seeing that, wouldn't it make it just another eeprom coding for the arachnid/pythagoras builds?

 

[Robert]

seeing that, wouldn't it make it just another eeprom coding for the arachnid/pythagoras builds?

Nah, the FV-1 isn't capable of WAV playback, and this isn't capable of anything else.

 

[jeffwhitfield]

What about signature artist editions of the Fart Pedal? Like, the Joe Bonamassa Fart Pedal... loaded with actual farts from Joe Bonamassa.

Strangely enough, I bet his shit would sound good.

 

[jeffwhitfield]

After months of negotiations, I have entered a joint promotion with PedalPCB to offer recordings and samples, $3 a fart

Man...you're cheap. Talk about lowballing.

 

[Deperduci]

Strangely enough, I bet his shit would sound good.

The unintentional irony.. like when I buy a brownie and can of soda across the street from work comes out to $4.20...

 

[Feral Feline]

Ahhww man, now I'm disappointed that we already have a project called the Wilhelm Scream....

It's not too late to change it!

Yes, but not the "WILHELM SCREAM DELUXE"...

 

[Robert]

I mean I really thought this thread was a joke, but 8 votes? Fine...

Let's do an envelope triggered sample player. You can put whatever noises you want on it.

 

[Robert]

Alright, Adafruit module is on order... Let's see what we can do.

I went for the 16MB version because let's face it, 2MB of farts is not nearly enough.

 

[Deperduci]

with 16mb.. pretty sure I could hit a d chord and have it play a 96kbs mp3 of les paul, hendrix or cobain farting around the studio and a c chord half the steve vai scene from the end of "crossroads"

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Alright, Adafruit module is on order... Let's see what we can do.

I went for the 16MB version because let's face it, 2MB of farts is not nearly enough.

Did you go with product # 2341 or 2220?